When I was a little kid I invented the foon. It was a combination of a fork and a spoon and I was very excited to have made such an important invention, since obviously it was very badly needed. Needless to say I was devastated to learn it had already been invented, and jealous that they had a better name for it.
Last night in my dreams, I invented a germato. I don't know exactly what it is, but it's some sort of vegetable/fruit amalgamation with a tomato and garlic and I'm not sure what else.
I guess I'm hungry but that doesn't sound appetizing for breakfast.
